Would You Have Sex With the Phillie Phanatic?

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The Phillie Phanatic, the Philadelphia Phillies' (baseball) mascot, is six feet, six inches and 300 pounds of "mostly fat," covered in green fur. According to his official biography, he has "clumsy feet, extra long beak, extra-long curled up tongue, gawking neck, and 'slight' case of body odor." On Thursday, Jezebel…

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