Gird Your Loins for Donald Trump's State of the Union, Which Jezebel Will Be Live Blogging

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The time has come for Donald Trump, president of these United States, to chug a fountain soda, eat a pile of cheeseburgers, and stand in front of Congress to share some words about the state of this precious, precarious union. Are you excited? Nauseous? Gassy? Great, us too.

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